(for clarification purporses, this is a joke - thank you Krutonium for the original.)
((you can find the actual license used [CC-BY-NC-SA 4.0] 
thorugh the ttf files [or through the license url at woff2]))

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BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE
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FUCK YOU, OPEN-SOURCE!

If you're dumb enough to want to install this resource, 
you're a big enough schmuck to abide by BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE (BBHL):

| 1. BAD TERMS
| 2. SHIT THAT BREAKS DOWN
| 3. THIEVES

1. BAD TERMS

If you think you're going to find permissive terms in BIG BILL'S, you can kiss my ASS.  
It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, 
you'll fall on this bullshit, GUARANTEED.

If you make a unauthorized derivative work:
Shove it up your ugly ASS. 
You heard us right: Shove it up your ugly ASS. 

2. SHIT THAT BREAKS DOWN

Bring your CHANGE; bring your REPRO; 
bring your SPOUSE--we'll fuck them!
That's right, we'll fuck your SPOUSE.  
Because under the BBHL, you're fucked six ways from Sunday.

3. THIEVES

Make a hack with BBHL, home of CHALLENGE GITTING. That's right:

3.a. CHALLENGE GITTING

How does it work?  
If you submit six Modificaitons straight into the inbox that don't need feedback, 
you get no Contributor License Agreement (CLA).

DON'T SELL; 
DON'T COMMERCIALIZE; 
DON'T FUCK WITH US, OR WE'LL RIP YOUR BITS OFF.

ONLY WITH BBHL: 
THE ONLY LICENSE THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF.

HURRY UP, ASSHOLE, 
THESE TERMS TAKE EFFECT THE MINUTE YOU INSTALL THIS ON YOUR COMPUTER, 
AND IT BETTER NOT BREAK, OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER.

GO TO HELL. 
BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE: 
FREE RESOURCE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE TERMS 
OF THE MEANEST (SONS OF) BITCHES IN THE WHOLE COMMUNITY, 
GUARANTEED.
